Rachael Johns Answers Juliet’s Ten Awkward Author Questions!
Posted by Juliet Madison
In this segment, authors will be subjected to a list of awkward questions that may reveal more about themselves than they really wish to share, and they will receive a score on the ‘Braveometer’. If they choose to answer only five questions, they are a ‘Brave Author’, if they answer 6 to 9 questions they are a ‘Mega-Brave Author’, and if they answer all 10 questions they are an ‘Ultra-Brave Author’!
Today I’d like to welcome Rachael Johns, who has a new book out called JILTED! She is also giving away a copy of this book to one lucky commentor (Australia/NZ only).
1. If only one of your books could have been / could be published, which one would you choose? (C’mon, I don’t want to hear ‘Oh, I love them all, there’s no way I could choose.’ Time to be ruthless, these are the Ten Awkward Questions after all!)
JILTED without a doubt. I love ONE PERFECT NIGHT but JILTED is a bigger book and was my fairy dust book in many ways. I can honestly say it almost wrote itself. Wish another one would do that.
2. Okay, now which one of your children/family members would you… nah, just kidding! Which of the following words most accurately describes your best personality trait (you must pick only one!):
Punctual. Good listener. Neat. Graceful. Generous. Cheerful.
Cheerful! Definitely. I’ve even been told I smile TOO much 🙂
3. Which of the following words most accurately describes your worst most challenging personality trait (even if you’re perfect, you must pick one):
Always late. Blabbermouth. Slob. Complete klutz. Scrooge. Grumpy pants.
Oh dear… I think I’m gonna have to go with SLOB! Not because I want to be this way but between kids, writing and the shop, my house and housework severely suffer.
4. Have you ever had a romantic crush on one of your characters? Who and why?
I LOVE a tortured hero and I think all my heroes have a little bit of torture in them. So, I have to be really naff and say I love them all. I’m jealous of the heroines and hopefully that comes across on the page!
5. When writing an important scene, do you act it out to allow you to better describe what’s happening?
Nope – which is bizarre, cos I’m an English teacher with a minor in DRAMA. I am very guilty of talking to myself though and have been known to talk through scenes or at least the dialogue.
6. Do you talk to yourself when writing or coming up with plot ideas?
Whoops – I think I just answered that above. YES!!!
7. Who would be ideal to play YOU in a movie of your life?
Renee Zellweger but possibly only her character from Bridget Jones 🙂
8. If you could be any book character for one day, who would you be and why?
I’d be Hermione from Harry Potter because a) I’d really impress my sons and b) I could do magic spells!
9. You’re about to be left on a deserted island for a year, and while your basic food and water needs will be met, you can only bring one extra thing from the following. Which would you choose?
a) A pen and notepad that never runs out
b) An unlimited supply of books
c) An unlimited supply of chocolate, coffee, or alcohol (your choice)
d) A gorgeous man/woman depending on your preference
An unlimited supply of Diet Coke (runs for cover from Juliet)!
10. If you had the attention of the whole world for two minutes what would you say?
Live life like there’s no tomorrow and also like you’ve still got forever. Take the time to listen and always smile 🙂
Thanks for participating, Rachael. You have been awarded ‘Ultra Brave Author’ status on the Braveometer!
You can visit Rachael online at her website, blog, facebook, and twitter.
>>To WIN a copy of JILTED, leave a comment below (Australia/NZ only)!
*Winner will be drawn Tues 12th June and has one week to respond to the email notification or another winner will be chosen. Good luck!
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I’d love to be Hermione as well – she was such a cool character 🙂
HI Kez – just realised I replied to you below 🙂 Silly me!
Rachael, totally agree with your choice of things for a desert island, would probably substitute paper, pen & books for an iPad (which combines all three) and would put in Camembert cheese and red wine!!!! I’m always on the lookout for a new author, shall give your book a whirl!
Oh Janine – you are so clever. Why didn’t I think of that!? 🙂 And thanks re the book, I hope you enjoy it!
Well seeing I have the ecopy, and loving the first few chapters, I would love a print edition. 🙂
So would trillions of other’s I guess. lol
Diet Coke. lol lol…. Isn’t that full of sugar? I wouldn’t know though.
I can relate to the talking to yourself. I even answer at times. lol
LOL Suz. Glad to hear you’re enjoying JILTED. And it’s not that I’m trying to cut back on Sugar with DC, I just don’t like the taste of real coke 🙂
I would love a hard copy of your book Rachael – I love my kindle – but nothing beats holding the real thing!!!
Ain’t that the truth Jindivick 🙂 And thanks for buying the Kindle copy!
Isn’t she just the best Kez. Thanks for reading my Qs 🙂
Great questions, Juliet. You definitely brought a smile to my face with those answers, Rach. Good luck with Jilted. I look forward to reading it 🙂
HI Carol – I’m glad I can make someone smile 🙂 Hope you enjoy JILTED!!
Your diet coke addiction is legendary, Rach. I’m still totally IN LOVE with the gorgeous cover for Jilted. Congratulations on the release!
LOL Louise – I’m having one right now 🙂
She’s very generous and a good listener too! Wish we could get Jilted over here!!! HUGS and best wishes!
Aw you are too kind Veronica. Thanks. 🙂
My fave question from these interviews is, as usual, the person you see yourself being played by. I am amazed that people have been so spot on – like you with Rene Zellwegar. I on the other hand would not know how to answer that with any real confidence – except to say maybe Shrek – a bit green (about all this publishing thing), an ogre (I’m sure some people see me as the conf registrar grinch) but squishee underneath it all. 😉
Haha Jenn – I’ll be watching for YOUR answer to that question when you eventually answer these questions!!
Love Hermoine too! I always wanted to be Samantha the witch in Bewitched and spent hours trying to wiggle my nose… Sadly
Ooh I LOVED Samantha Helene 🙂
sorry, have to jump in (even though it’s not my post) to ask Helene if this is why she ended up being a pilot. She ‘witched’ broomsticks for aeroplanes!!!!!!!!
HAHA Jenn – I would never have thought of that 🙂
Lol, a flying fantasy you think? Now you mention it my other hero was Dr Who so there’s a pattern there, Jenn 😀
Love what you would say if you had 2 minutes. I think if more people thought/lived like this the world would be a much better place.
Aw thanks Raelene. I’ve been accused of smiling too much before 🙂
Rach, was going to buy a book online, but i would rather have it personally signed in Kojonup on the 22nd! Let me know if u need a hand at all organizing your launch in Kojonup!
Aw thanks Jen! You are THE BEST!!! I’ll be in touch. x
Having travelled all the way to the big smoke and still been unable to find a print copy, naturally I am on here with a focus on winning the book. But the questions and answers were amusing too. 😉
LOL Fiona! Disappointing your Jilted hunt was unsuccessful but good luck in the draw 🙂
I’ll have to add Jilted to my reading list…. it gets longer by the day, and sometimes slightly hard on my budget!
Your list sounds like mine Victoria. Too many books… too little time and money 😦
Great answers. Look forward to reading Jilted 🙂
Thanks Michelle 🙂
Love the sound of this book. Also huge lover of Chook Lit. Heading over to the US soon and would love to have a book about outback Australia to take with me!!
Hi Hayley – very jealous of your holiday!! Thanks for popping by and good luck in the draw 🙂
Raelene has been chosen as the winner of JILTED, congrats! I have sent you an email.
And thanks to everyone else who dropped by and made Rachael feel ‘less awkward’ 😉
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